Don't Take a Pear to Your Sky Dive...Part 2

Hola!  Okay I am back with the scoop on my sky dive experience..... 

A little birdie told me that some of you weren't particularly fond of my sharing this experience as 2 parter (is that even a word?) *scratches head*.   Anyway, my initial intention was not to share it in 2 parts...it just turned out that way I promise.  Considering it was midnight and I had to get up at 4:00 in the morning to get ready for work, I felt it was good enough a point to end it "to be continued".  I really did not set out to annoy anyone, although I have to say I enjoyed the comments.  A reader even said to me "shame on you (joking!) for doing this 2-parter!"  Hmmmm...do you think she was really joking?  I dunno but she sounded kinda upset to me.  You know who YOU are (*wink-wink).  I LOVES it!  Hehehehe! I'm so bad.  Nah, she's really awesome and cool!  I know her through the blog world and am growing kinda fond of her.  We aight!  Anyway, enough of my yakity-yak and lets just get to the drama!Umm...huh?  Hmmmm.  Geeperz!  I digressed and now totally forgot what I was suppose to talk about.  Just kidding.  Hold the darts please! LOL

Lets start where I left off....meeting the very nice man who I'll be diving with...but, if you haven't had the chance to read thru part one, you can do so "aqui" that's here in Spanish by the way.

Then the word game began (in my mind at least) and nice man didn't seem so nice anymore.  I will take this opportunity to clarify that although I am known for NOT holding back from giving voice to my thoughts, I did keep these thoughts silent.  I wasn't too sure (yet) what he meant with his "fruity" comment. Know watta mean? And I really didn't wanna assume anything.  I will say, I did feel sorta uncomforable though....but I wanted MY SKY DIVE!!!!!

I've been dissapointed too much already.  I mean, I remember when I was a pre-teen I fell in love with Stacey Keach who played Lt Logan in the crime series Caribe, a law enforcement unit fighting crime in the Caribbean.  I wanted to marry him... and I didn't get to!  Then I wanted a motorcycle when I was 17...a hot pink one...didn't get that either!  And DON'T you laugh!  I'm serious...

So, I wasn't gonna give up that easily.  No way Jose! This time I voiced my thoughts and said...

 So off to the dungeon to get fitted I go...

So after the harness is in place on my beautiful, voluptuous and bodacious bod...it's "strapping" time!!!!....

After being strapped tightly secured, it was INSPECTION time

 so he calls in for a 2nd opinion....

He:  Well, now that you're safely in your harness, I need to see you wiggle.

Me:  Say whaaaat???

He:  We need to make sure you can move in the harness.

Me:  How bout I do something better than wiggle?

He:  Oh yea, like what?

Me:  How bout I just drop it like IT'z HOT!?

He:  Hahahaha!  You CAN'T drop it like it's hot!!!  (at least that's what I heard him say)...

 Move ova....don't wanna hurt ya...KA-Pow!!!!!!

How's that PEAR for you?

He:  Wait here ma'm. I'll be right back.

Me:  Oh don't you worry, I ain't goin' anywhere. I'll be right here. You just go get that plane!

 Yaaaay!!!!!  LET'S GO DIVE!!!!!

Did "strapper man" go get the plane just like SimplyyMayra asked him to?
Or does he bring her back a shocker that wipes that lovely smile off her lovely face?
What do you think...the plane? or a shocker?