"25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. Feel free to join in on the fun, and if you do, link at the bottom so I can share. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!" ~Jes of The Militant Baker. Naturally, being of a curious and strong-willed nature, I decided to Strut My Walk like only I can!
Hola y'all! Hope everyone is having a superdeeduperdee spiffy stroll down the journey of life in their own little corner of the world! As to me, well, I'm living life the best way I know....my way! Getting more and more comfortable in my new home, crusing 'round the neighborhood getting acquainted with all the little quaint bookstores, consignment stores and antique shops I can find. And of course, trying to spend as much time with the Familia as possible. It's been a while since I tackled the 25 List of things fat people shouldn't do. So here are a few tasks I conquered that according to the list I shouldn't do because I'm Fat!
No. Further. Words. Necessary. People...
Wow! Driving, chewing gum, blowing bubbles all at the same time! How bout them apples!!!
Please do not try this at home, unless of course if you're fat (wink-wink).
(I know I said no further words necessary, but sometimes I just can't help it!)
Ta da! And I didn't even get stuck at the doorway...imagine that. Who'd a known????
Ooooooh I was soooooooo scurred! Can ya tell!???
So tell me something, what have YOU been up to lately?
I'm sure it's something superdeeduperdee exciting! Isn't it?